Well I am happy with
the way my father made me:
it was by sticking his array into my Mom
‘cos every day you’re telling me
the pecker I turned out to be,
it means I’m ONLY BEING TRUE TO WHERE I’M FROM.
And I am proud to be
an Okie from Muskogee,
or any place where they won’t treat me like I’m scum –
if that’s my one way to be proud,
the one true thing that I’m allowed,
Well then I’m ONLY BEING TRUE TO WHERE I’M FROM!
It shouldn’t take you being born again in Jesus –
what difference should it make if you are from some other land?
But I can’t go back to the womb and be born a genius,
and you won’t pay me to do anything I can!
I get no play for doing nothing and I seen yas –
I’ve seen the way you want to stick it to The Man –
as far as I can see, it’s that he talks like me,
so please forgive me if I don’t get with the plan.
My liberal friends, the day
your pissy golden trickle
gives over to the blinding white of Kingdom Come,
I guess you’ll wish the folks you’d used’d
been left a little left to lose
or will you just be self-excused
‘cos I’m so dumb?
Till then I’m Only Being True
I am in all respects like you
In that I’m ONLY BEING TRUE TO WHERE I’M FROM.